OWEN
The project manager for people who claim
to use Linear but lose everything in Slack.
TO:All Builders
FROM:A Beleaguered Builder
DATE:January 23, 2026
RE:TPS Report Cover Sheet Compliance
As you know, we've been having some problems with our TPS reports. Owen fixes this. Here's why you need it:
- 1.Never have your manager ask where your TPS reports are.
- 2.Never wake up with a forgot-about-the-midterm-exam nightmare about work.
- 3.Automate all your busywork so you can spend more time with customers.
So if you could go ahead and try Owen, that would be great.
— A builder who just wants to talk to customers